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  • October,30th,2009 at 1:45 PM

That in one article that a scientist at fermilab said that the earth might collide into something from other space soon but if that was true then the word would be in panic and all that type of stuff so it in real it is a bunch of bull.

The Next article i read was about crashes in like races like nascar or things in that nature.Well it said that the first crash was because all the cars were not goin to the same way. Come on people how dumb can you get!. Also that in the indy 500 on that a car was turned on and like it turned into the flames because one of the screws on the ignition system was not tight enough.

The next article I read was something to do about how dirtbike events are pointless and that when people crash that they get hurt more when people come and help them??? i was confused

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